Topic: | Re:grasshoppers | |
Posted by: | Stuart Kerr | |
Date/Time: | 25/01/19 16:02:00 |
Attempting the impossible Ken, yet seeking accuracy, I wouldn't describe Janice as “terse”.. She's actually a local grasshopper and therefore impossible to follow: never hopping in a straight line OR constantly changing direction (it amounts to the same thing).. I'm sure she's perfectly lovely and all that. But anyone seeking to follow any logical train of thought with the dear old thing is asking to be driven quite barmy... But look on the bright side. As insects go, grasshoppers are harmless. Unlike bean-counters who should be sprayed! |