| Topic: | Re: DorisWatch.. | |
| Posted by: | Stuart Kerr | |
| Date/Time: | 09/07/16 15:31:00 |
… meanwhile, back here on BBC1's latest sitcom “DorisWatch” local twitchers have been observing a previously unrecorded phenomenon :- Evidence has emerged after microphones yesterday picked-up Doris as she sat upon a lofty perch, high above W4.com - singing away to the heavens.......... “Fed up with the bleaters” “Have already expounded the reasons several times” “Not about to repeat them to the lazy” Yes! Doris has begun her annual moult! She's shedding her personal pronouns quicker than Goves shed their Johnsons and tories shed their Goves. But what does it all mean? “Haven't a clue,” said a local expert. One thing for sure though. This is a very important development. What we in the trade call a VIP development. But not Royalty VIP. Otherwise, instead of merely dropping her 'I's' HRH Doris would have substituted them for a Queenly 'We' – as in me and my gaoled cats. But these are still early days and we could yet be treated to “My pussies and I”. But I don't think so. My own theory suggests something from 'on high'. Papal influence direct from the Vatican.. Members are advised to stand-by to be blessed. Meanwhile, tune in to CARL'S DINNERS... coming soon! (npi) |