| Topic: | Re:Re:Re:Barclays Chiswick branch closing... | |
| Posted by: | Paul Campbell | |
| Date/Time: | 21/05/21 17:45:00 |
| And thank Hogarth. All that space celebrating the past that could have been used to store cars instead. If it becomes a bar then it will be a great place to observe the elysian fields of Turnham Green Terrace as frolicking SUVs line up to bring vast wealth to the shopkeepers. The grannies basking in the glow of the inclusive streetspace bestowed upon them by the benevolent drivers of Chiswick. Hopping in delight between parked and parking cars with their zimmerframes. Skipping across the lanes of Westfield and A4 bound carriages of plenty as they move betwixt fishmonger and butcher. And when the Indian variant leads to the next lockdown and the South African variant to the one after that it will be a great spot to watch angry chocolatiers shout at people to move away from their shop when they queue for their fish and samphire. Perhaps we will get to see Councillor Biddolph's one way walking system in action after all - left hand pavement for northerly walkers, right hand pavement for southerly. What could be more thoughtful for the elderly and less able than that? Steve Curran and Hanif Khan will be dusting off the proposal this weekend, terrified by the massive swing to Khan in Chiswick in the mayoral election. |