| Topic: | Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Reply | |
| Posted by: | Stuart Kerr | |
| Date/Time: | 31/12/20 15:00:00 |
This morning I was nearly killed by a deadly lycra-clad W4 pavement cyclist who wasn't looking where he was going and whose hands were in mid-air as he rolled a cigarette instead of holding the handlebars. Fortunately and following this near fatal miss, I discovered my vintage police whistle was still in my gloved hand, enabling me to give chase to the offender whilst whistling for assistance. Unfortunately not a single member of the W4 public joined in so the offender got away. As everyone knows I'm neither pro or anti anything. But when it comes to beggars and bikes I believe they should all be licensed and forced to carry number plates strapped on their back. (still without emojis) |