| Topic: | Re:Boris Johnson moving to Chiswick? | |
| Posted by: | Russell Pearson | |
| Date/Time: | 04/09/22 08:07:00 |
| I’ve heard from a reliable old cove that he secured a deal with the Port of London Authority to get Oliver’s Island. Carrie wants a simple off-grid life so they’re going to recreate the little wooden castle that was there in years gone by and charge a toll on passing river traffic. Boris meanwhile tells us he will ‘put some hay in the loft’ and I understand a high powered turbo motorboat will be moored up for business meetings in Canary Wharf, and of course, in case the Commons calls him back to save the day. |