I've also suffered from this moronic stain on our community life.  It was several weeks ago in Turnham Green Terrace when I spotted a pinch-lipped blonde woman in her forties coming in my direction, towing about six various breeds of large dog in her wake. Suddenly they all stopped and in unison squatted down to poop their hearts out all over the pavement.  Some faeces were thick and hard, others sloppy and wet.  The woman smiled and congratulated them all, handing each a chocolate treat as it finished it's business before kissing it tenderly on the mouth.  Then she wiped their pretty little bottoms one at a time and carefully put the smelly loo paper into her handbag. I politely asked the woman what the hell she though she was up to.  But she only gnashed her white teeth and released a cacophony of angry barking noises accompanied by several deep growls.  Flames suddenly burst out of her lips and ears and the clouds of smoke that billowed out of her smouldering hair made it almost impossible to see from one side of the Terrace to the other.  Then I woke up.... :)

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Topic	Date Posted	Posted By
Dog Fouling on Brackley Road	27/08/14 09:59:00	Joanne Barr
Re:Dog Fouling on Brackley Road	27/08/14 10:20:00	Dan Ball
Re:Re:Dog Fouling on Brackley Road	27/08/14 10:46:00	Dan Murphy
Re:Re:Re:Dog Fouling on Brackley Road	27/08/14 11:28:00	Andy Pease
Re:Re:Re:Re:Dog Fouling on Brackley Road	27/08/14 12:02:00	Sam Hearn
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Dog Fouling on Brackley Road	27/08/14 12:12:00	Trudie Fuller
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Dog Fouling on Brackley Road	27/08/14 13:03:00	Vanessa Smith
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Dog Fouling on Brackley Road	27/08/14 15:13:00	Trudie Fuller
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Dog Fouling on Brackley Road	27/08/14 18:46:00	Stuart Kerr
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Dog Fouling on Brackley Road	27/08/14 20:13:00	Julian Pavey
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Dog Fouling on Brackley Road	27/08/14 21:22:00	Andy Pease

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