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Topic: Re: Plan B...
Posted by: Stuart Kerr
Date/Time: 02/07/15 16:28:00

Plan B....

Vast chunks of the BBC would be surgically removed under the strict supervision of me and various mates from down the pub..

In a massive one hour operation (with no anaesthetic) out would go Radios 1,2,5and 6 plus all regional programming inc TV. Eastenders would be blown-up by a 50 megaton WW2 bomb belatedly detonated beneath the Queen Vic. Neighbours and all similar programmes would be strung-up around Shepherd's Bush and left to suffer a slow death.

Thousands of managerial posts would be axed overnight and replaced by creatives.  All references to social media (especially Twitter) would be banned and nobody would be allowed to consider audience figures ever again on the basis that dear old Joe Soap Public never had much taste in the first place..

With the vast money saved, test cricket would be guaranteed 'free to air' for a thousand years. There'd be lots of original drama and comedy, an even stronger news and current affairs dept and things like gardening programmes would flourish. Papal decrees and encyclicals would continue as usual (but with a watershed)....


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TopicDate PostedPosted By
Lost for words!02/07/15 13:24:00 Adrian Irving
   Re:Lost for words!02/07/15 14:34:00 Anuj Gupta
      Re:Re:Lost for words!02/07/15 14:49:00 Claire Moran
      Re:Re:Lost for words!02/07/15 14:50:00 Robert Fish
         Re:Re:Re:Lost for words!02/07/15 15:16:00 Claire Moran
            Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for words!02/07/15 15:22:00 Robert Fish
               Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for words!02/07/15 15:30:00 Adrian Irving
                  Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for words!02/07/15 15:43:00 Robert Fish
                     Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for words!02/07/15 15:57:00 Adrian Irving
                        Re: Plan B...02/07/15 16:28:00 Stuart Kerr
                           Re:Re: Plan B...02/07/15 16:39:00 Robert Fish
                              Re:Re:Re: Plan B...02/07/15 16:50:00 Adrian Irving
                                 Re:Re:Re:Re: Plan B...02/07/15 16:56:00 Claire Moran
                                    Re:Re:Re:Re:Re: Plan B...02/07/15 17:07:00 Adrian Irving
                           Re:Re: Plan B...02/07/15 17:28:00 Carl Wynne
                              Re:Re:Re: Plan B...02/07/15 17:47:00 Stuart Kerr
                                 Re:Re:Re:Re: Plan B...02/07/15 17:53:00 Robert Fish
                                    Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for Words>02/07/15 18:13:00 Adrian Irving
                                       Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for Words>02/07/15 18:34:00 Robert Fish
      Re:Re:Lost for words!02/07/15 18:58:00 Tom Moncrieff
         Re:Re:Re:Lost for words!02/07/15 19:20:00 Robert Fish
            Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for words!02/07/15 19:34:00 Stuart Kerr
               Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for words!02/07/15 19:48:00 Peter Millman
                  Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for words!02/07/15 20:31:00 Michael Brown

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