| Topic: | Re: Plan B... | |
| Posted by: | Stuart Kerr | |
| Date/Time: | 02/07/15 16:28:00 |
Plan B.... Vast chunks of the BBC would be surgically removed under the strict supervision of me and various mates from down the pub.. In a massive one hour operation (with no anaesthetic) out would go Radios 1,2,5and 6 plus all regional programming inc TV. Eastenders would be blown-up by a 50 megaton WW2 bomb belatedly detonated beneath the Queen Vic. Neighbours and all similar programmes would be strung-up around Shepherd's Bush and left to suffer a slow death. Thousands of managerial posts would be axed overnight and replaced by creatives. All references to social media (especially Twitter) would be banned – and nobody would be allowed to consider audience figures ever again – on the basis that dear old Joe Soap Public never had much taste in the first place.. With the vast money saved, test cricket would be guaranteed 'free to air' for a thousand years. There'd be lots of original drama and comedy, an even stronger news and current affairs dept – and things like gardening programmes would flourish. Papal decrees and encyclicals would continue as usual (but with a 3.am watershed).... :) |
| Topic | Date Posted | Posted By |
| Lost for words! | 02/07/15 13:24:00 | Adrian Irving |
| Re:Lost for words! | 02/07/15 14:34:00 | Anuj Gupta |
| Re:Re:Lost for words! | 02/07/15 14:49:00 | Claire Moran |
| Re:Re:Lost for words! | 02/07/15 14:50:00 | Robert Fish |
| Re:Re:Re:Lost for words! | 02/07/15 15:16:00 | Claire Moran |
| Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for words! | 02/07/15 15:22:00 | Robert Fish |
| Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for words! | 02/07/15 15:30:00 | Adrian Irving |
| Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for words! | 02/07/15 15:43:00 | Robert Fish |
| Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for words! | 02/07/15 15:57:00 | Adrian Irving |
| Re: Plan B... | 02/07/15 16:28:00 | Stuart Kerr |
| Re:Re: Plan B... | 02/07/15 16:39:00 | Robert Fish |
| Re:Re:Re: Plan B... | 02/07/15 16:50:00 | Adrian Irving |
| Re:Re:Re:Re: Plan B... | 02/07/15 16:56:00 | Claire Moran |
| Re:Re:Re:Re:Re: Plan B... | 02/07/15 17:07:00 | Adrian Irving |
| Re:Re: Plan B... | 02/07/15 17:28:00 | Carl Wynne |
| Re:Re:Re: Plan B... | 02/07/15 17:47:00 | Stuart Kerr |
| Re:Re:Re:Re: Plan B... | 02/07/15 17:53:00 | Robert Fish |
| Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for Words> | 02/07/15 18:13:00 | Adrian Irving |
| Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for Words> | 02/07/15 18:34:00 | Robert Fish |
| Re:Re:Lost for words! | 02/07/15 18:58:00 | Tom Moncrieff |
| Re:Re:Re:Lost for words! | 02/07/15 19:20:00 | Robert Fish |
| Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for words! | 02/07/15 19:34:00 | Stuart Kerr |
| Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for words! | 02/07/15 19:48:00 | Peter Millman |
| Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Lost for words! | 02/07/15 20:31:00 | Michael Brown |