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Topic: Re:Local Business Networking Tool
Posted by: Brian Coyle
Date/Time: 23/01/07 23:02:00

Sarah, having read your posting advertising Companexus, I looked up the web-site.
I have spent about an hour trawling through a veritable quagmire of politically correct Euro-speak garbage.
It all seems to evolve round "Action Acton", with little if any relevance or reference to Hounslow, or Chiswick in particular. I'm quite sure that the motives of Companexus are worthy and altruistic, but to mention some of the contents of the site, will I hope, put things both into context, and into some form of perspective.
You must understand that as I write the following, it is with acute embarassment and despair, but here goes.
1)  Acton Liveability Programme
2)  Clients can be sign-posted to their neareat provision
3)  Catalyst Community Housing
4)  Helping Support Action Business Forum
5)  Business Improvement District
6)  LDA funded Market and Business support project
7)  Exodus Project
8)  Learning Resource Centre
9)  Tallo Centre
10) Cement Project
11) Boss Contract
12) Meganexus Business Improvement Network Project
13) Safer Neighbourhood and Community Safety Projects
14) Thames Gateway Objective 2 areas
15) Grasp/IAG/Edexcel/Equal/BTEG/TRA/BID/BME
16) Dynamic centre for start up incubator units for
    creative and media businesses
17) Implementing performance management processes
    including clear operational plans and project 
    management skills
18) Sub regional and Pan London bids and developments
19) This one's a classic - Assisting Ealing Council in
    its strategic objectives by contributing actively as a
    voluntary sector organisation to the implementation of
    a range of strategies such as the Community Strategy,
    the Local Strategic Partnership Strategy--, Economic
    development strategy--, and Crime and Disorder 
    strategy.  And as for Strategic Contexts, Sub Regional
    Framework, and god forbid, a "Mission Statement".

Would it be possible to give us the name of the person or persons who actually committed this bilge to print? Has he/she not heard of plain English, that is readily understood and manifestly comprehensible to Joe Public?   
 


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TopicDate PostedPosted By
Local Business Networking Tool23/01/07 14:35:00 Sarah Tomlin
   Re:Local Business Networking Tool23/01/07 23:02:00 Brian Coyle
      Re:Re:Local Business Networking Tool24/01/07 14:44:00 Sarah Tomlin
         Re:Re:Re:Local Business Networking Tool24/01/07 14:59:00 Russell Baines
            Re:Re:Re:Re:Local Business Networking Tool24/01/07 23:55:00 Brian Coyle
               Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Local Business Networking Tool25/01/07 09:10:00 Sarah Tomlin
                  Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Local Business Networking Tool25/01/07 09:31:00 Russell Baines
               Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Local Business Networking Tool25/01/07 11:18:00 Chris Lawrence
                  Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Local Business Networking Tool25/01/07 11:37:00 Malcolm Peltu
                     Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Local Business Networking Tool25/01/07 21:20:00 Brian Coyle
                        Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Local Business Networking Tool26/01/07 10:09:00 Malcolm Peltu
                           Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Local Business Networking Tool26/01/07 10:18:00 Will Watson
                        Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Local Business Networking Tool26/01/07 10:46:00 Iris Hill
                        Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Local Business Networking Tool26/01/07 12:01:00 Verification required
                           Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Local Business Networking Tool26/01/07 16:39:00 Malcolm Peltu
                              Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Local Business Networking Tool26/01/07 16:44:00 Jonno Hill
                                 Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Local Business Networking Tool26/01/07 17:08:00 Brian Coyle
                                    Love your neighbours26/01/07 17:35:00 Catherine Woodman
                                       Re:Love your neighbours26/01/07 20:38:00 Brian Coyle

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