| Topic: | Re:And the winners are.. | |
| Posted by: | bobby osborne | |
| Date/Time: | 02/01/15 18:16:00 |
| ....going to be announced after votes are counted at Le Tortoise Restaurant on Monday.. Votes are still coming in and it is heartening to see some nags still under the whip and frothing at the mouth to get to the finishing line first.... The Battleaxe Of The Year Award is always hotly contested and it is impossible, at this stage, to predict who will be this year's top dog (npi).. We have to report some voting irregularities in the Forum Village Idiot Award with Sir Dickie Gintroff receiving multiple votes from a 'V Smith'..(DCI is investigating a potential incidence of political gerrymandering occurring in Idleworth..) We also applaud the last ditch effort by Chris Calvi-Freeman to win the 'Most Useful Poster' Award by providing lots of useful information about Australian beaches (the convict vote may well affect the final outcome so we may need to apply the Duckworth-Lewis method if it rains down under).. We also acknowledge the complaint by Ann Williams that the 'Net Curtain Twitcher Of The Year' Award is not part of this year's ceremony.. we will endeavour to get to the bottom of this and let her know before anybody else... Lastly, thanks to Lady O'Brien for the fabulous NYE masked ball in Queen Anne's Gardens and for clearing up the Maria B mystery.. |