Topic: | 12 (Dog) Days of Christmas | |
Posted by: | Charlotte Kasner | |
Date/Time: | 12/12/14 13:05:00 |
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A baubel from the Christmas tree On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me Half a bowl of raisins And a baubel from the Christmas tree On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me Most of Grandpa's Stilton Half a bowl of raisins And a baubel from the Christmas tree On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Turkey stuffing full of onion Most of Grandpa's Stilton Half a bowl of raisins And a baubel from the Christmas tree On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me FIVE PHEASANT BONES Turkey stuffing full of onion Most of Grandpa's Stilton Half a bowl of raisins And a baubel from the Christmas tree On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Cousin Nina's chocolates FIVE PHEASANT BONES Turkey stuffing full of onion Most of Grandpa's Stilton Half a bowl of raisins And a baubel from the Christmas tree On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Some plastic and some batteries Cousin Nina's chocolates FIVE PHEASANT BONES Turkey stuffing full of onion Most of Grandpa's Stilton Half a bowl of raisins And a baubel from the Christmas tree On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me Grandma's best Poinsettia Some plastic and some batteries Cousin Nina's chocolates FIVE PHEASANT BONES Turkey stuffing full of onion Most of Grandpa's Stilton Half a bowl of raisins And a baubel from the Christmas tree On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me A bag of gummy sweets Grandma's best Poinsettia Some plastic and some batteries Cousin Nina's chocolates FIVE PHEASANT BONES Turkey stuffing full of onion Most of Grandpa's Stilton Half a bowl of raisins And a baubel from the Christmas tree On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me A massive bunch of grapes A bag of gummy sweets Grandma's best Poinsettia Some plastic and some batteries Cousin Nina's chocolates FIVE PHEASANT BONES Turkey stuffing full of onion Most of Grandpa's Stilton Half a bowl of raisins And a baubel from the Christmas tree On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Three yards of tinsel A massive bunch of grapes A bag of gummy sweets Grandma's best Poinsettia Some plastic and some batteries Cousin Nina's chocolates FIVE PHEASANT BONES Turkey stuffing full of onion Most of Grandpa's Stilton Half a bowl of raisins And a baubel from the Christmas tree On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me An emergency vet appointment 24 hour monitoring Attention from the nurses 1 cosy blanket 2 pints of blood 3 saline drip bags A bucket for the vomit £5,000* A dose of an emetic Some activated charcoal Half a pack of enemas ... and retrieved the baubel from the Christmas tree. * To pay the vet bill Please keep your dog safe over the holidays! Seasons Greetings |
Topic | Date Posted | Posted By |
12 (Dog) Days of Christmas | 12/12/14 13:05:00 | Charlotte Kasner |
Re:12 (Dog) Days of Christmas | 12/12/14 15:52:00 | Loraine Pemberton |
Re:Re:12 (Dog) Days of Christmas | 12/12/14 16:13:00 | Claire Moran |
Re:Re:Re:12 (Dog) Days of Christmas | 12/12/14 17:09:00 | Charlotte Kasner |
Re:Re:Re:Re:12 (Dog) Days of Christmas | 13/12/14 14:50:00 | Pete Mayes |
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:12 (Dog) Days of Christmas | 13/12/14 15:42:00 | Loraine Pemberton |