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Topic: 12 (Dog) Days of Christmas
Posted by: Charlotte Kasner
Date/Time: 12/12/14 13:05:00

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A baubel from the Christmas tree

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Half a bowl of raisins
And a baubel from the Christmas tree

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Most of Grandpa's Stilton
Half a bowl of raisins
And a baubel from the Christmas tree

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Turkey stuffing full of onion
Most of Grandpa's Stilton
Half a bowl of raisins
And a baubel from the Christmas tree

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
FIVE PHEASANT BONES
Turkey stuffing full of onion
Most of Grandpa's Stilton
Half a bowl of raisins
And a baubel from the Christmas tree

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Cousin Nina's chocolates
FIVE PHEASANT BONES
Turkey stuffing full of onion
Most of Grandpa's Stilton
Half a bowl of raisins
And a baubel from the Christmas tree

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Some plastic and some batteries
Cousin Nina's chocolates
FIVE PHEASANT BONES
Turkey stuffing full of onion
Most of Grandpa's Stilton
Half a bowl of raisins
And a baubel from the Christmas tree

On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Grandma's best Poinsettia
Some plastic and some batteries
Cousin Nina's chocolates
FIVE PHEASANT BONES
Turkey stuffing full of onion
Most of Grandpa's Stilton
Half a bowl of raisins
And a baubel from the Christmas tree

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A bag of gummy sweets
Grandma's best Poinsettia
Some plastic and some batteries
Cousin Nina's chocolates
FIVE PHEASANT BONES
Turkey stuffing full of onion
Most of Grandpa's Stilton
Half a bowl of raisins
And a baubel from the Christmas tree


On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A massive bunch of grapes
A bag of gummy sweets
Grandma's best Poinsettia
Some plastic and some batteries
Cousin Nina's chocolates
FIVE PHEASANT BONES
Turkey stuffing full of onion
Most of Grandpa's Stilton
Half a bowl of raisins
And a baubel from the Christmas tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three yards of tinsel
A massive bunch of grapes
A bag of gummy sweets
Grandma's best Poinsettia
Some plastic and some batteries
Cousin Nina's chocolates
FIVE PHEASANT BONES
Turkey stuffing full of onion
Most of Grandpa's Stilton
Half a bowl of raisins
And a baubel from the Christmas tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
An emergency vet appointment
24 hour monitoring
Attention from the nurses
1 cosy blanket
2 pints of blood
3 saline drip bags
A bucket for the vomit
5,000*
A dose of an emetic
Some activated charcoal
Half a pack of enemas
... and retrieved the baubel from the Christmas tree.


* To pay the vet bill

Please keep your dog safe over the holidays!
Seasons Greetings


Entire Thread
TopicDate PostedPosted By
12 (Dog) Days of Christmas12/12/14 13:05:00 Charlotte Kasner
   Re:12 (Dog) Days of Christmas12/12/14 15:52:00 Loraine Pemberton
      Re:Re:12 (Dog) Days of Christmas12/12/14 16:13:00 Claire Moran
         Re:Re:Re:12 (Dog) Days of Christmas12/12/14 17:09:00 Charlotte Kasner
            Re:Re:Re:Re:12 (Dog) Days of Christmas13/12/14 14:50:00 Pete Mayes
               Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:12 (Dog) Days of Christmas13/12/14 15:42:00 Loraine Pemberton

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