|Topic:||Next Time You Stay in a Hotel|
|Posted by:||Claire Moran|
|A little light relief after the heavy posts of the last couple of days:-|
An old lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 90th birthday by staying overnight in a really posh hotel..
When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £150.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth £150..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that £150.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has a heated indoor swimming pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." ''Well, they are here, and you could have."
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers from all over Britain performing here."
"But I didn't go to any of those shows.." She pleaded.
"Well, we have them, and you could have." was the reply.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied,
"But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his
After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque.
"But Madam, this cheque is for only £50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you £100.00 for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."!!
|Topic||Date Posted||Posted By|
|Next Time You Stay in a Hotel||24/09/15 21:24:00||Claire Moran|
|Re:Next Time You Stay in a Hotel||24/09/15 21:48:00||Loraine Pemberton|
|Re:Re:Next Time You Stay in a Hotel||25/09/15 15:21:00||Georgina Flint|
|Re:Re:Re:Next Time You Stay in a Hotel||25/09/15 20:16:00||Philippa Bond|
|Re:Next Time You Stay in a Hotel||25/09/15 21:04:00||Alex Thomas|