| Stuart, have you really thought this through.Another wife is a huge responsibility that could end up costing you dearly.Just think of it, a second wife would have claims to your property, pension, savings etc.Seems a bit extreme just to get a bit of company for No1 while you are watching telly.It would make much better sense, and be economically sound to have a standby wife only for the hours you need her.I don't know how much it would cost per hour for a standby wife, but any central London phone box will carry cards advertising "standy wives".A quick call to one of these numbers would give an idea of the hourly charge.But if you only want a second wife to be a companion for wife No1, get a dog instead.You would then be able to join in the dog related threads on the forum.And if for any reason, wife No1 is chewing your ear over something you have/haven't done, slip the lead on the dog and take it for a long walk giving No1 time to cool off |