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Topic: Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!
Posted by: Andy Pease
Date/Time: 03/01/16 07:49:00

Must admit, I'm not a great lover of children in restaurants.The ones that sit quietly and eat their lunch/dinner are no problem at all.It's the ones that run around screaming and shouting that do it for me.Especially when their parents seem to take great delight in what their little angels are getting upto.So, to ensure my meal is not spolied by horrible children and inconsiderate parents, iv'e found a little forethought can relieve the problems before they begin.I would suggest arriving at the restaurant armed with some duct tape, a length of nylon rope and a nail gun.Then, when the first little 3 year old runs screaming past your table, you can lasso the little darling, rope his hands and feet together (steed style), apply a good length of duct tape across the screeching mouth and the secure the complete package to the skirting board by firing the nail gun through the bottom of his trousers.This ensures no more screaming or running around for the remainder of the meal.Repeat steps 1, 2 and 3 for other offensive children.Top tip, Ladies, it may help to catty a pair of pliars in your handbag to secure the release of your little darling from the skirting board when all diners have finished their meal.

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Really good Sunday roast!02/01/16 18:50:00 Jill Merrett
   Re:Really good Sunday roast!02/01/16 19:04:00 Jill Merrett
      Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!02/01/16 23:01:00 Andrew Craig
         Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!02/01/16 23:59:00 Linda Leaney
            Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!03/01/16 07:17:00 Bernadette Paul
               Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!03/01/16 07:49:00 Andy Pease
                  Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!03/01/16 08:37:00 Loraine Pemberton
                     Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!03/01/16 09:51:00 Roger Jones
                  Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!03/01/16 09:55:00 Jill Merrett
                     Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!03/01/16 11:36:00 Lou Valdini
                        Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!03/01/16 13:07:00 Gail Busza
                           Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!03/01/16 13:30:00 Roger Jones
                     Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!03/01/16 13:39:00 Kimberley Whittaker
                        Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!03/01/16 14:07:00 Julian Pavey
                           Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!03/01/16 16:46:00 Elizabeth Ross
                              Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!03/01/16 16:59:00 Claire Moran
                                 Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!03/01/16 23:22:00 Georgina Flint
                                    Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!03/01/16 23:53:00 Micki Hawkes
                                       Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!04/01/16 13:02:00 Jill Merrett
                                          Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!04/01/16 13:12:00 Tony Smart
                                          Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!04/01/16 13:32:00 Loraine Pemberton
                                             Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!04/01/16 13:35:00 Huw Burford-Taylor
                                                Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!04/01/16 13:39:00 Jill Merrett
                                                Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!04/01/16 13:40:00 Huw Burford-Taylor
                                                   Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!04/01/16 16:30:00 Jojo Finn
                                             Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!04/01/16 18:06:00 Rowland Ellam-Bell
                                                Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Really good Sunday roast!04/01/16 19:11:00 Loraine Pemberton
                                                   My review!12/01/16 12:53:00 Jill Merrett
                                                      Re:My review!12/01/16 13:39:00 Roger Neil Vipond
                                                         Re:Re:My review!12/01/16 16:32:00 Elizabeth Ross
                                                            Re:Re:Re:My review!12/01/16 16:51:00 Loraine Pemberton
                                                               Re:Re:Re:Re:My review!12/01/16 17:23:00 Jill Merrett

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