| Topic: | Barnes House Collapse....the 'funny' side | |
| Posted by: | Adrian Irving | |
| Date/Time: | 30/11/15 11:39:00 |
| Wife to husband......I told you what would happen if you kept slamming the back door. Wife to husband......I told you not to buy little Johnnie that chemistry set! Husband to wife.....are you sure you turned the gas off dear? Teenage child to parents......OMG! My mobile! God my mobile, I left it in the house! (followed by uncontrollable sobbing.) First burglar to second burglar.......You're only supposed to blow the bl00dy doors off! Duke of Edinburgh asking who did the wiring....you'll have to work that one out for yourself as I think I am in enough trouble already. Television advert....Tonka Toys bring out new Pick Up Sticks game for the REAL MAN in your life. Feel free to add your own quip as is the right, nay duty of any free born Britisher. Finally, if anyone is offended by this post, taking a leaf out of Ken Livingstone's book, I sincerely apologise. |