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Topic: Poetry Corner
Posted by: Will Watson
Date/Time: 07/10/15 12:26:00

That was before the bronze Adonis got 'er.

The infrastructure czar who will make things happen.


the  BRONZE  Adonis - John Cooper Clarke

she didn't like the rib cage / the coat-hanger HIPS
the razor-sharp shoulder blades / always give her JIP
she's reading Edward de Bono under the PALMS
he sprays odorono under his ARMS
I was to say the least ALARMED
when the BRONZE ADONIS got her...

I lay beneath the parasol / watched him with the CHICKS
horsing around with his aerosol / they whispered about his odd TRICK
she's a FAN of the MAN with a TAN from a CAN
the BRONZE ADONIS got her

mr and mrs universe / the folks who live in the GYM
each night she sleeps in a room marked HER / he sleeps in a room marked HIM
muscle bound for stardom / the apollo of your EYE
can't seem to get a hard on / oh christ I wonder WHY
the BRONZE ADONIS got her

they honeymoon on muscle beach to cries of "Beat it Mac"
he plucks some puny pansy's peach / how do you like that
the BRONZE ADONIS got her
there stands the body gorgeous / men worship girls ADMIRE
he bravely bears the scourges and the squelch of squashed DESIRE
what a physical jerk / no time for SEX
where's me bleedin' bullworker, baby oil and leopard KECKS
oh yeah / the BRONZE ADONIS got her

hubba hubba yum yum wow / what a hunk of BEEF
who made you the sacred cow / who hangs around his BRIEFS
in the corner sauna / with his MATES
w*nking away unwanted weight
that's his idea of a heavy DATE
the BRONZE ADONIS got her

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Anti Heathrow meeting04/10/15 19:30:00 Rima Jones
   Re:Anti Heathrow meeting05/10/15 14:10:00 Julian Pavey
      Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting05/10/15 14:15:00 Keith Iddon
         Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting05/10/15 14:16:00 Paul Wright
         Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting05/10/15 14:17:00 Julian Pavey
      Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting05/10/15 14:24:00 Rima Jones
         Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting05/10/15 14:29:00 Keith Iddon
            Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting05/10/15 14:33:00 Paul Wright
               Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting05/10/15 14:34:00 Julian Pavey
                  Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting05/10/15 17:18:00 Claire Moran
                  Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting05/10/15 17:24:00 Rima Jones
                     Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting05/10/15 17:32:00 Rima Jones
                        Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting05/10/15 19:20:00 Rima Jones
                           Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting05/10/15 19:27:00 Julian Pavey
                              Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting05/10/15 19:32:00 Claire Moran
                           Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting05/10/15 19:31:00 Paul Wright
                              Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting05/10/15 19:52:00 Claire Moran
                                 Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting05/10/15 19:54:00 Paul Wright
                                    Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting06/10/15 18:01:00 Claire Moran
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                                 Re:Demolish Hounslow?06/10/15 21:56:00 Claire Moran
                                    Re:Re:Demolish Hounslow?07/10/15 07:18:00 Mark Perry
                                 Re:Demolish Hounslow?07/10/15 11:08:00 Richard Greenhough
                                    Re:Re:Demolish Hounslow?07/10/15 11:19:00 John Connelly
                                       Re:Re:Re:Demolish Hounslow?07/10/15 11:27:00 Claire Moran
                                          Re:Re:Re:Re:Demolish Hounslow?07/10/15 11:44:00 John Connelly
                                             Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Demolish Hounslow?07/10/15 11:49:00 Claire Moran
                                                Poetry Corner07/10/15 12:26:00 Will Watson
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   Hounslow response to Environmental Audit C'tee07/10/15 20:33:00 Tim Henderson
      Re:Hounslow response to Environmental Audit C'tee08/10/15 09:56:00 Jonathan Bingham
         Re:Re:Hounslow response to Environmental Audit C'tee08/10/15 14:40:00 Rima Jones
            Re:Re:Re:Hounslow response to Environmental Audit C'tee09/10/15 14:00:00 Cllr Sam Hearn
   Re:Anti Heathrow meeting10/10/15 15:17:00 Tim Henderson
      Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting10/10/15 16:02:00 Julian Pavey
         Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting10/10/15 19:09:00 Rima Jones
            Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting10/10/15 20:24:00 Will Watson
               Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting10/10/15 22:36:00 Julian Pavey
                  Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting10/10/15 22:40:00 Rima Jones
                     Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting10/10/15 22:52:00 Julian Pavey
                        Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting11/10/15 16:43:00 Rima Jones
                           Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting11/10/15 18:12:00 Tim Henderson
                              Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Anti Heathrow meeting11/10/15 20:48:00 Rima Jones

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