Topic: | Poetry Corner | |
Posted by: | Will Watson | |
Date/Time: | 07/10/15 12:26:00 |
That was before the bronze Adonis got 'er. The infrastructure czar who will make things happen. ============= the BRONZE Adonis - John Cooper Clarke she didn't like the rib cage / the coat-hanger HIPS the razor-sharp shoulder blades / always give her JIP she's reading Edward de Bono under the PALMS he sprays odorono under his ARMS I was to say the least ALARMED when the BRONZE ADONIS got her... I lay beneath the parasol / watched him with the CHICKS horsing around with his aerosol / they whispered about his odd TRICK "SEND NO CASH... FEAR NO MAN / YOU CAN BE A LOVE LEVIATHAN" she's a FAN of the MAN with a TAN from a CAN the BRONZE ADONIS got her mr and mrs universe / the folks who live in the GYM each night she sleeps in a room marked HER / he sleeps in a room marked HIM muscle bound for stardom / the apollo of your EYE can't seem to get a hard on / oh christ I wonder WHY the BRONZE ADONIS got her they honeymoon on muscle beach to cries of "Beat it Mac" he plucks some puny pansy's peach / how do you like that the BRONZE ADONIS got her there stands the body gorgeous / men worship girls ADMIRE he bravely bears the scourges and the squelch of squashed DESIRE what a physical jerk / no time for SEX where's me bleedin' bullworker, baby oil and leopard KECKS oh yeah / the BRONZE ADONIS got her hubba hubba yum yum wow / what a hunk of BEEF who made you the sacred cow / who hangs around his BRIEFS in the corner sauna / with his MATES w*nking away unwanted weight that's his idea of a heavy DATE the BRONZE ADONIS got her |