Topic: | Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Syria - WW3? | |
Posted by: | Claire Moran | |
Date/Time: | 01/10/15 12:45:00 |
A little old lady is sitting in a care home and the matron comes over with a visitor who is interested in seeing what type of patients are in there and their various types of senile decay. The matron smiles at the visitor and says rather patronisingly to the little old lady, 'Now, can you tell me, who am I, dear?' The little old lady nods at the visitor and replies, 'Oh dear, if you’ve forgotten again, I'm sure she'll tell you if you ask nicely.' |