| Topic: | Dave joke (i take it there will be a few more ...) | |
| Posted by: | Claudia Jachtmann | |
| Date/Time: | 21/09/15 02:47:00 |
| Politician walks into a bar. He points to the TV 'Do you see those 350 MPs? I'm in charge of them. Biggest party in Britain. But do they call me "Dave the party leader"? No they don't! 'And you see that those two blokes over there? I gave them gay marriage! But do they call me "Dave the tolerant"? No they don't! 'And you see that Jobcentre over there? I created two million new jobs! But do they call me "Dave the work creator"? No they don't! 'But you f**k one pig....' see : 'Revenge! Drugs, debauchery and the book that lays Dave bare: How PM's snub to billionaire who funded the Tories for years sparked the most explosive political book of the decade' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3242494/Revenge-PM-s-snub-billionaire-funded-Tories-years-sparked-explosive-political-book-decade.html |