This was forwarded on to me, and made me titter.             "HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL......YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE! MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH      THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I     ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL. 'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER!' HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE. 'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?' 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN THE UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ARSED, GREY HAIRED, DECREPIT, BASTARD ASKED.. 'WHAT SUBJECT DID YOU TEACH?

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Topic	Date Posted	Posted By
HA-HA!	25/08/15 15:44:00	Jill Merrett
Re:HA-HA!	25/08/15 16:36:00	Richard Greenhough
Re:Re:HA-HA!	25/08/15 17:20:00	Donna Fraser
Re:Re:Re:HA-HA!	25/08/15 17:36:00	bobby osborne
Re:Re:Re:Re:HA-HA!	25/08/15 17:41:00	Mary Oppe
Re:Re:Re:Re:HA-HA!	25/08/15 17:48:00	bobby osborne
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:HA-HA!	26/08/15 08:44:00	James Robinson
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:HA-HA!	26/08/15 08:44:00	James Robinson

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