| Topic: | Re:Re:Central casting... | |
| Posted by: | Stuart Kerr | |
| Date/Time: | 10/07/15 21:09:00 |
| E3 Productions (Central casting)... E3 Productions is casting the net worldwide in our important hunt for this comedy madwoman! (See complicated yet fascinating character profile below) ..... we're looking for an actress who can play livid anger (of the frothing foot and mouth variety) – yet combine this with a calculated penchant for sucking up to people in an ongoing bizarre effort to make herself popular.. The successful actress must be capable of illogical raging outbursts - which can instantly switch into savage side swipes against insignificant perceived enemies - and then blossom into any variety of blatantly charming gobbledigook, all designed to make her seem relatively normal.. The successful actress must be of incredibly low intelligence yet sufficiently streetwise to sound nearly as normal as any madwoman can ever sound normal. Our massive audience must see her enjoying all the qualities of a chameleon. With the minor exception (unlike the chameleon) that she remains totally and obviously see-through and as hopelessly deviant as driven snow in a hot desert.. All applications to E3Films.org ;) |