Jill - I did not make the mistake of telling Mowgli. He, too, came from humble beginings.. he was found aged about 8 weeks old in a cardboard box dumped in a Sainsbury carpark in Bury St Edmunds.. he expects nothing more than cuddles and food.. but of late I have caught a little glint in his eye, especially since Cosmo invaded his space, and I have seen him watching the television sometimes.. he realises there is something more out there, and quite frankly I think it would have turned his head..
.. as for Alfie, well - I think you must sit him down and tell him of the problems of being a superstar.. of being hounded by camp followers, of the temptations that would not normally come his way and the fact that the paparazzi would follow his every move and publish his most private moments for all the world to see... I would buy him some prawns or chicken to ease his pain as his little broken heart mends, as it will do... honestly it will... |