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Topic: Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Simon Bercow
Posted by: Dan Murphy
Date/Time: 12/05/15 13:46:00

Reading in the Times this morning. The Fragrant (and for once, fully dressed) Mrs Bercow is steaming furious with the distraught wife of her erstwhile cheating snivelling lover (her husband's cousin), for talking to the media about the sordid affair. "It's our private family business, I don't understand why she felt it necessary to broadcast it all to the press" said Mrs Bercow, speaking to the media, and broadcasting to the press, outside her home.

Mrs Bercow then went on to blame her appalling and unforgiveable behaviour  on having to live in a free grace & favour flat in one of the country's most splendid historic buildings. "I'm so confused right now" said (soon to be ex-)Mrs Bercow, doing a passable impression of Sue-Ellen Ewing.

Various members of the paparazzi said "even we're embarrassed by this, what a slapper".

Mr Bercow, squeaker of the house, was beside his wife to show support but nobody noticed him as he was standing behind a tin of beans.

Not a scrap of dignity or decorum was to be seen anywhere.

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TopicDate PostedPosted By
Simon Bercow12/05/15 08:16:00 Janine Jarvis
   Re:Simon Bercow12/05/15 08:23:00 Andy Pease
      Re:Re:Simon Bercow12/05/15 08:29:00 Vanessa Smith
         Re:Re:Re:Simon Bercow12/05/15 10:03:00 William Luckman
            Re:Re:Re:Re:Simon Bercow12/05/15 10:18:00 Richard Greenhough
               Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Simon Bercow12/05/15 10:24:00 Pete Mayes
               Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Simon Bercow12/05/15 10:32:00 William Luckman
                  Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Simon Bercow12/05/15 13:46:00 Dan Murphy
                     Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Simon Bercow12/05/15 13:55:00 Adam Beamish
                     Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Simon Bercow12/05/15 13:57:00 Julian Pavey
                        Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Simon Bercow12/05/15 14:42:00 David Marles
                           Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Simon Bercow12/05/15 19:48:00 Micki Hawkes
                              Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Simon Bercow12/05/15 20:58:00 Georgina Flint
                                 Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Simon Bercow12/05/15 21:04:00 Pete Mayes
                                    Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Simon Bercow13/05/15 19:22:00 Richard Greenhough
                                       Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Simon Bercow13/05/15 20:08:00 Claire Moran
                                          Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Simon Bercow13/05/15 20:27:00 Richard Greenhough
                                             Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Simon Bercow13/05/15 20:30:00 Claire Moran
                                                Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Simon Bercow14/05/15 07:57:00 David Giles

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