Being the sort of bloke I am I always want to help people  in trouble with some constructive advice. To this end I have being applying the brain cell to the plight of these poor fellows who will now be in need  another career. My brilliant suggestion is they get together to  start up a funeral business. Firstly and most importantly, I doesn’t matter what their customers think of them as they are mostly dead. None of this kissing babies crap. HELL NO!, NOT FOR YOUR LOVED ONES! can be their strap line. Balls & Miliband are both experienced grave diggers…. Mainly their own Farage could don the dog collar and could pass himself off with consummate ease as the batty village vicar. Perfect! The only problem I can foresee is in less than five years they would leave a note in the petty cash tin…… NO MONEY LEFT but apart from that irrelevant detail it’s a real winner. I thank you! Maybe you have a better one? (but I doubt it)

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Topic	Date Posted	Posted By
Balls Farage Miliband & Co.  Funeral Directors.	08/05/15 13:20:00	Adrian Irving
Re:Balls Farage Miliband & Co.  Funeral Directors.	08/05/15 13:32:00	Adrian Irving
Re:Balls Farage Miliband & Co.  Funeral Directors.	08/05/15 14:10:00	Jonathan Bingham
Re:Re:Balls Farage Miliband & Co.  Funeral Directors.	08/05/15 14:14:00	Adrian Irving
Re:Re:Re:Balls Farage Miliband & Co.  Funeral Directors.	08/05/15 14:22:00	Peter Millman
Re:Re:Re:Re:Balls Farage Miliband & Co.  Funeral Directors.	08/05/15 14:26:00	Claire Moran
Re:Re:Re:Re:Balls Farage Miliband & Co.  Funeral Directors.	08/05/15 14:32:00	Adrian Irving
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Balls Farage Miliband & Co.  Funeral Directors.	08/05/15 15:20:00	Pete Mayes
Re:Balls Farage Miliband & Co.  Funeral Directors.	09/05/15 17:38:00	David Giles
Re:Re:Balls Farage Miliband & Co.  Funeral Directors.	09/05/15 18:00:00	Claire Moran
Re:Re:Re:Balls Farage Miliband & Co.  Funeral Directors.	09/05/15 18:06:00	Julian Pavey

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