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Posted by: Dan Murphy
Date/Time: 06/05/15 14:54:00

I'm sure most of you have seen this, but it's an amusing illustration of how our tax system works:

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to 100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay 1.
The sixth would pay 3.
The seventh would pay 7.
The eighth would pay 12.
The ninth would pay 18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay 59.

So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.
"Since you are all such good customers", he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by 20".

Drinks for the ten now cost just 80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the 20 windfall so that everyone would get his "fair share?"

They realized that 20 divided by six is 3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).

The sixth now paid 2 instead of 3 (33%savings).

The seventh now pay 5 instead of 7 (28%savings).

The eighth now paid 9 instead of 12 (25% savings).

The ninth now paid 14 instead of 18 (22% savings).

The tenth now paid 49 instead of 59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

"I only got a pound out of the 20," declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, "but he got 10!"

"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a pound, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!"

"That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get 10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"

"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

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TopicDate PostedPosted By
Quote 06/05/15 14:45:00 John Southey
   Re:Quote 06/05/15 14:49:00 Vanessa Smith
      Re:Re:Quote 06/05/15 16:19:00 Richard Greenhough
   Re:Quote 06/05/15 14:54:00 Dan Murphy
      Re:Re:Quote 06/05/15 15:06:00 Pete Mayes
         Re:Re:Re:Quote 06/05/15 15:08:00 Pete Mayes
      Re:Re:Quote 06/05/15 15:15:00 James Holmes-Siedle
   Re:Quote 06/05/15 17:13:00 Denis Fox
      Re:Re:Quote 06/05/15 17:55:00 Alan Clark
      Re:Re:Quote 06/05/15 18:03:00 David McLoughlin
      Re:Re:Quote 06/05/15 18:04:00 Viv Griffiths

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