| Topic: | Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Election 2015 The truth, the whole truth and nothing bar the truth | |
| Posted by: | Pete Mayes | |
| Date/Time: | 23/04/15 15:08:00 |
| Ed miliband " we will spend a lot of money getting this car in shape but you can be assured that once weve done that the money you save on better fuel consumption will be worth it" cameron " we have been restoring this old classic for the last 5 years and yes its been hardwork but if you take it down the road to that garage in Kentish town I assure you it will cost a lot more so stick with us and you will soon be zooming off into the sunset knowing we will be there for you via the NHS if you ever have an accident" Natalie bennet " er sorry we dont sell cars this is a cycle shop" Farage " see this trusty old jaguar ,built before the Chinkys got involved , thats why it never goes wrong and you dont need to be recoverd in a Tow truck driven by a E europeon " Clegg " This car your looking at ,,well i dont know if its right for you and if it isnt then I wont sell it ,but if you think it is i still might not sell it to you,then again if it isnt then I might or maybe .........." Wee Burney " Tell you what buy this car from me and ill give you a scottish fuel card to make sure the petrol you pay is far cheaper than over the border " ( waiting for appts can be a bit boring):) |