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Topic: Re:Ask Uncle Brian the Brain
Posted by: Brian Coyle
Date/Time: 18/02/15 20:29:00

Than you for your questions Claudia. I might just point out that for witnesses to be regular, I strongly recommend a bowl of All Bran and hot milk, swiftly followed by a couple of Senokot tablets.
As for caning, I didn't realise it had gone away - what a shame! I think it should be available on the NHS. As for those lesser mortals who come under the heading of 'clumsy and dippy' (they know who they are), I urge caution and tolerance, and a smattering, but no more, of respect. After all, they are unknowingly inferior - this manifests itself in the occasional doffing of the cap, if they can afford one, the touching of one's forelock, and downright grovelling. Regrettably, with the rise of the great unwashed, some of them have taken to participating on this Forum, and as a consequence, have lowered the high standards of which Chiswick is so proud. But what can one do? Emigrate, or vote UKIP?
As regards endeavouring to improve the lot of the simple-minded, this is a slightly more complex issue. A laissez-faire attitude could be construed as tolerance of the lower classes, God forbid, but one must hold out one's hand clutching an olive branch (I got one from a bloke near the Parthenon a couple of years ago), while simultaneously hoping to reach an understanding with those who obviously need help and advice. Admonishing and punishing stupidity are core values of my ethos, and with this in mind I highly recommend that the house approves my motion to bring back the cane.
PS There should be lots more motions after the intake of the aforesaid combination of the All Bran etc.
Thanks again to Claudia for raising the issue.


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TopicDate PostedPosted By
Someone calling for help...17/02/15 10:09:00 Jill Merrett
   Re:Someone calling for help...17/02/15 11:04:00 Andy Pease
      Re:Re:Someone calling for help...17/02/15 11:36:00 Jill Merrett
      Re:Re:Someone calling for help...17/02/15 16:55:00 Anne England
         Re:Re:Re:Someone calling for help...17/02/15 17:06:00 Brian Coyle
            Re:Re:Re:Re:Someone calling for help...17/02/15 18:55:00 bobby osborne
               Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Someone calling for help...17/02/15 21:44:00 Anne England
                  Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Someone calling for help...17/02/15 22:01:00 bobby osborne
                     Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Someone calling for help...17/02/15 22:18:00 Keith Iddon
                        Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Someone calling for help...17/02/15 22:27:00 Brian Coyle
                           Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Someone calling for help...17/02/15 22:33:00 Claudia Jachtmann
                              Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Someone calling for help...18/02/15 12:07:00 Brian Coyle
                                 Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Someone calling for help...18/02/15 12:10:00 Keith Iddon
                                    Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Someone calling for help...18/02/15 15:00:00 Brian Coyle
                                       Ask Uncle Brian the Brain18/02/15 15:34:00 Claudia Jachtmann
                                          Re:Ask Uncle Brian the Brain18/02/15 20:29:00 Brian Coyle
                                             Re:Re:Ask Uncle Brian the Brain19/02/15 12:26:00 Richard Greenhough
                                       Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Someone calling for help...18/02/15 18:38:00 Keith Iddon
                                          Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Someone calling for help...18/02/15 20:47:00 Colin Wren
                                             Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Someone calling for help...19/02/15 11:52:00 Nigel Brooks
   Re:Someone calling for help...18/02/15 20:37:00 Angela Knight
      Re:Re:Someone calling for help...19/02/15 11:11:00 Stephen Gould
         Re:Re:Re:Someone calling for help...19/02/15 12:11:00 Brian Coyle
         Re:Re:Re:Someone calling for help...19/02/15 17:48:00 Jill Merrett

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