| Topic: | Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Fish & Chip shop Grove Park | |
| Posted by: | Brian Coyle | |
| Date/Time: | 13/10/14 12:35:00 |
| Not wishing to carp on about it, but I hear Nicolas Sharkozy is due to open it officially, but being on the small side he’ll probably need a perch on which to plaice himself. However to facilitate his stay in London, he has been given an Oyster card to get about, as there will no doubt be many false dories about him and his Missus. If he doesn’t turn up, it means he’s probably smelt a rat, and eel have to tuna radio to find out if there’s a grouper hangers-on waiting round the corner for his autograph. Jean Shrimpton is rumoured as a substitute, but she’s likely to clam up at the last moment, due to all those snappers with their Canons and Nikons. Bon Jovie’s younger brother An has agreed to step in if all else fails. |