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Topic: Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Joan Rivers
Posted by: Julian Pavey
Date/Time: 05/09/14 12:57:00

This was taken from her book this year.

I Hate Everyone. . .Starting with Me.

When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything’s in your name), I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action. . . .I want craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don’t want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don’t want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing “Mr. Lonely.” I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncé’s.

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TopicDate PostedPosted By
Joan Rivers04/09/14 22:30:00 Susan Jacques
   Re:Joan Rivers04/09/14 22:33:00 Michael Brown
      Re:Re:Joan Rivers04/09/14 23:02:00 bobby osborne
         Re:Re:Re:Joan Rivers05/09/14 00:01:00 Keith Iddon
            Re:Re:Re:Re:Joan Rivers05/09/14 00:13:00 Georgina Flint
               Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Joan Rivers05/09/14 00:18:00 Keith Iddon
                  Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Joan Rivers05/09/14 00:19:00 Georgina Flint
                     Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Joan Rivers05/09/14 00:27:00 Keith Iddon
                        Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Joan Rivers05/09/14 12:57:00 Julian Pavey
                           Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Joan Rivers05/09/14 13:03:00 Georgina Flint
                              Joan Rivers - best 80 remarks05/09/14 16:58:00 Carol Burge
                                 Re:Joan Rivers - best 80 remarks07/09/14 15:45:00 Terry Coyne

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